Cats are stupid. They’re hairy, smelly, stupid little idiots. Are you a cat lover? Well I’m really sorry* but one of your beloved whiskered brethren made the most spectacularly misjudged decision since that Vietnamese orphanage hired Gary Glitter as birthday entertainer. Let me divulge … Like most Sundays I was in a blissful state, riding downhill while enjoying the gentle scent of country air as it graced both my cheeks....